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I love pets!  They're SO fun!  I even have a box to worms! I remember... Recap BREAKING NEWS A swirling and galactic space object have been reported to collide with the Earth!  Astronimists have found out it is a galaxy shrunk to the size of a comet!  The shrunk galaxy will enlarge back to its normal size when it exits the Milky Way!  The current name for this galactic space object is GUW1TIB-S1! The Extraterrestrial Ibishans:  @#$#$%^^%%^^%^^^%%%^%^^%%%$$^^^%^^^%^%^^%^% !  Translation:  We have come to earth to save the universe from an EVIL FAIRY!  😰  Whoosh!  Bam!  A fairy flies into the galactic space object that brought the Ibishans! The Fairy:  Haha!  The evil fairy is here!  😅 Keyun:  The extraterrestrial Ibishans!  They're in a war with...  I can't see clearly...  it looks like a...  A...  Dark fairy!  And the dark fairy might have an army! Luke Skywalker's   Forc...

Fake News Fake News Darren Li mistakenly shot by police after speeding! Breaking News Some police were killed during departure by some train robbers! Politically Breaking News The ruler of a publically forgettable island is using chain saws to properly mark tours at departures but homicides some people! "VERY unlikely to be real" News The most recent discovery is that archaeologists found out dolphins existed before DINOSAURS!