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My Funny College 1 The Tale About two Strange Planets

CHAPTER 1

First, my name is Darren, and I was working on my Yab- on JAVA when I heard a huge noise; BAM!  I ran out to the door! But when I when I got 3/4 of the way to the door... My principal's voice got into the loudspeaker.
"I need Darren Li right over here!"
but I didn't know what he was talking about!

CHAPTER 2

And then we traveled to another planet named: SKYLAND🦄 and we met an-new alien-friend!

CHAPTER 3

(His name is Luca) But then he destroyed 10/16 of Earth! (We'll need to skip some CHAPTERs)

CHAPTERS 5-6

(Very short CHAPTERs)
They found a new alien-friend! (His name is Little Blue)

(Back to normal CHAPTERs)

CHAPTER 7 Face-your-fears moments

"Let's go do a drive-around in my car" I said They agreed   .

Meanwhile...

At that second... Luca burst out of the car!

The trouble starts...

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(Violence) Heading to the school

I saw a person standing 12 ft. away from my school (It was Luca) I quickly SLAMed the brakes, but the sand in the sandstorm pushed my car away, and... CRASH! Luca was keep shooting my car, at last, the car was on fire! 🔥

CHAPTER 8 Funny moments

"Why is there blood on your foreheads you two?" asked my teacher and an alien-teacher from SKYLAND🦄
But the alien-teacher just sat there on a tree. So, I ran to the loudspeaker service and I peci(pek)and I said: "I need the C-BDM test people to Darren's office!" As I should mention, in college, we have
our own, secret, service-office. So, they needed Deřreidĩo Ŷadȉo to the office.

CHAPTER 9 Freaky moments (3 Months later)

I was loading my grandma's newspapers on the truck until... SSSSSSSS-O-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I freaked out! I knew what to do; ⚠  CASE CLOSED

CHAPTER 10 (1 Day later) sad,

The monsters were gone!
SKYLAND🦄 was destroyed, the army of SKYLAND🦄 vanished, 3/4 of Earth was destroyed, the American Civil war footprints are 1/4 gone.

Cut off

1/2 Rocket!

GO! GO! GO!

CHAPTER 12 Escape

At the service of SKYLAND-🦄-ER SWAP FORCE: JAVA-10% Ĩl_________l 🌍🌏 IDN--
NA_⮟? 
%% . ㊙⮞ 🗼 1÷ 1.00,1--------l Itn. 
⚘

CHAPTER 13 Something ridiculous happens (Good-bye Earth!) (Funny moments)

Luca was the captain of the SKY-O-RAMA SHIP. I was the main boss of the captain: Luca and the whole ship! (Spaceship) actually, we saw ᴚabiooi Ŷadȉo from Island ↄĩalĩɨbȱȉ🥥 in Africa🥥🌍
D.I.R.E.C.T.O.R  (Our robot) wrote something: It is 9%; of our last chance🤖
~‥= 1/16 of Earth

Fact Table (Earth)

Ready for a new fact?

(Earth's environment) Look at Earth...🌏 Asia especially India👒 and China🐼
China has TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many factorys🏭, India has burned to many powerplants for plants🏢🔥. Next stop... ⮟ America, even though America doesn't have smog, it's an electric wast🗲.
Last stop...🌍 Europe, is a~ smoke wast🚬(Car symbol)🚭 
                                        🌎
The new fact is already done

The CHAPTER after the new fact


A mad scientist called: Derranchio Derlechio Moyolan is writing letters that are 
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO small for spys: U2 O-RAMA H.j_______________________________________________________________________________________  and other stuff. after i.g -



no2@pilot-bot.us and .net of .yes

(our robot) slaved the mad scientist "Dr. Moyolan" and I unslaved him

CHAPTER 16

E. wardI is my AI_.  She fixes space TECH. i.g - no2@pilot-bot.us and .net of .yes was angry because... "BOOM!"    

CHAPTER 17 - What a day!

 The volcano Ryanovaenomanououyuynus was about to erupt! But it didn't...  The Milky Way was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
close to being destroyed! "That was close." I said

CHAPTER 18 

And...  Ryanovaenomanououyuynus just burped out some lava.  96.75% of lava were still in the volcano.  

CHAPTER 19

10 crash soldiers were on                                                                                                              
Location: 450 Serra Mall, Stanford, CA 94305, USA

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  1. NerradJune 1, 2019 at 12:29 PM

    Hi, I like you stories, please write more. Can you write more full sentences?

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