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Pigs: Episodes 1 to 5

Prologue (CHAPTER 1:  Pigs 1)

"Hunt them!" said Sarah.  But the pigs were silent.  Pig A was sour and small. (So it had no meat) Pig B was STINKY! 🤮 But Sarah hired hunters to hunt BOTH of them!  Though there were 300+ hunters on the way,  they met another pig named Pig C.  And he was TOTALLY unedible!  WHAT?!  And then Pig A called his pig friends D to Z, and also called his chicken friends A to Z.  Pig B also called his donkey friends B to Z (Because Donkey A was once killed by someone)
But Pig A declined the call because he had a feeling they would arrive too late to save them.  But eventually,  they arrived.  (But eventually,)  most of them died.  And then Pig C died.  After Pig C died,  Pig B thought that facing his death would be hard,  but then the hunter stabbed him,  and he died.  And then Pig A died. 😭  "So I'll be a VEGATARIAN.  Who only eats seafood for protein." said Sarah.

CHAPTER 2:  Pigs 2:  The Crazy Customer

2 Years Later

"John,  someone's at the door!" Daniel said.  "Oh,  another customer!" John said.  I know what you're thinking.  You're thinking that it's the CRAZY customer.  You're right.  But it's not any customer that's crazy...  It's SARAH!  "What do you want today,  ma'am?" asks John.  "I want 2 pieces of bacon, 
some blue cheese dip to dip my bacon in,  some spicy sauce for my bacon,  a combination of toast and cinnamon bread,  and some eggs." Sarah said. "How about you try the blue cheese dip right now?" Daniel said. "OK." Sarah said as she put her finger into the blue cheese dip and licked it.  "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!  STINKY!" she said.  The STINKY taste made her remember the taste 10 MINUTES LATER!  "Any drinks?" asked John "Tea." said Sarah "What flavor?" John asked. "What's the most popular flavor?" Sarah asked "Strawberry." John said.   "OK!  I want strawberry!" Sarah said. "Last question.  Do you want some BACON EFFECT?" Daniel said "OK!" Sarah said. "WARNING⚠ The bacon effect makes your tea taste like a combination of bacon and the flavor you chose!" Daniel said.  But Sarah wasn't listening.  But then the food tasted HORRIBLE!  "Who cooks this HORRIBLE food?" Sarah asked just that she was REALLY mad.  "I'm going to DEMOLISH this building and build another one and then I'll KEEP IT ALL FOR MYSELF🎃!" Sarah said. So they (Daniel and John) started packing up and putting the stuff in 5 TRUCKS.  And then when they started driving,  the wrecking crew arrived and started demolishing the building and when they arrived,  They met Lucia

CHAPTER 3:  Pigs 3:  No Customers Today

"Let's split up a bit.  I'm going to run a bakery." Daniel said. "I'm going to run a pastery shop." Lucia said. "And I'm going to run a restaurant." said John. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Customerssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss todayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

CHAPTER 4:  Pigs 4:  The Piggy Customer and the Hurricane

This customer's named Piggy.  So she likes ordering.  Once she asked John's delivery phone number. John said the normal phone number was 1-(352)222-3895 and the coupon phone number was 1-(352)222-3333 and the address of his restaurant.  He said it was Fruit City   Cherry Avenue then he asked her address.  She said it was Chocolate City   Cupcake Road

But then a HURRICANE HIT!  And the STRONG wind blew Daniel's Bakery's roof off even though it was glued!  And then it blew John's car SMASHED INTO THE RESTAURANT AS THE ROOF SHATTERED INTO PIECES AND THEN THE CAR LANDED ON TOP OF JOHN!  John was seriously injured and was quickly sent to the hospital,  and I know that I did not mention that John's restaurant was DESTROYED,  but he found another tree.  ⮙THAT WAY TO CHAPTER 2
THIS WAY TO KEEP GOING⮚

CHAPTER 5:  Pigs 5:  The Crazy Customer Returns

"I want something unique." Sarah said. So they (Daniel and John) made a list of unique things until John said "A COCONUT SHELL!" "A coconut shell?  That may be unique,  but it's tokk hard to bite into!" said Sarah."Don't worry,  I'll use my Food Softener 3000!" 20 seconds later... "Mmm...  This is the most delicious coconut shell you've NEVER made!  I used to make food that were crazier than you guys,  but also edible!" Sarah said.



Coming soon...    CHAPTERs 6+





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