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The Time Machine II: Trapped in the Lost World KL22.ICPSNEMTUICMB_TR

A few Years Later...
Darren:  Turbo!
Darren says T.S.L's first name;  PRIVATELY.
Darren climbs up the ladder,  but the ladder falls.
T.S.L:  Dad!
T.S.L uses one of Darren's inventions to save his dad! (Darren)
 The Velocimegalatyrannonicroseexenosoraptor Rex is a dinosaur that Darren made up and doesn't exist in real life,  but Darren is surprised when that MIGHTY Robo-Dinosaur starts attacking people!  So Darren decides to make it grow and reproduce in the Cretaceous period,  and sure enough,  he made a successful journey to the Cretaceous period and back! 😅 

CHAPTER 1: A few days later...

There was an earthquake a few days ago at Palo Alto,  California.  Broken houses EVERYWHERE. 
But that didn't stop Dr.  Li Jr. (Darren) from making the WORLD'S 1st time machine.
Darren:  Now,  as I proudly present...  The WORLD'S 1st time machine!
See?  Oh, wait...  That happened in the LAST episode!  But the Broken houses EVERYWHERE part was correct.  The DL Code 1.2575 was TOO easy to understand,  so Darren made a DL Code II.  But he STILL thought the code was too easy to understand,  so he made a DL Code III.  And he FINALLY thought the code was TOO hard for him to understand and remember,  so he made a DL Code 2.35,  which was just right! 👧🐻🐻🐻 

CHAPTER 2:  Time Trouble

Uynix:  I saw a dinosaur!
Darren:  WHAT?!?!?!?!
The Ceratosaurus ROARS as he stomps his foot.
Darren:  T.S.L!  Did you do anything?
T.S.L:  No!  Brian did it because he likes dinosaurs so much he used the time machine and combined the late Jurrasic,  the Cretaceous,  and the Present time to bring dinosaurs back to life!  The good news is that he didn't combine the time when the comet hit the earth and the dinosaurs were extinct,  but the BAD news is that we're surrounded by DANGEROUS dinosaurs! 😰
Brian:  Hee-Hee! 😅
Girl De Madam:  I'm not fond of dinosaurs. 😰
Eric:  Watch out!  There's a valley of VELOCORAPTORS and UTAHRAPTORS over there! 😰
Uynix:  Darren!  Fix it!  This is your problem now!
Darren:  Why?  Brian made it happen!
Uynix:  You invented that DORKY time machine!
Darren:  Listen,  I've got three kids now - one in 1st grade,  (Brian) one on the day before graduation,  (Girl De Madam) and one in 4th grade!  (T.S.L) What can I help you with?  Huh?
Uynix:  Darren!  Brian is your son!  And he is a juvenile!  You are responsible for his act!
Darren:  But mom,  I've got TWO more kids I need to take care of.  I need a babysitter!
Uynix:  No!  You got TWO-HUNDRED DINOSAURS to TAKE CARE OF!
Darren:  Ok.  I'll deal with it.  But if you force me to take care of most of the dinosaurs and you're just playin' around,  I'll force you to take care of ONE-THOUSAND-FIVE-HUNDRED DINOSAURS,  that there are more dinosaurs than you think there are - more than two-hundred dinosaurs! 😅😠
Uynix: Fine.  But it's time for dinner!
Uynix:  Today we are having:  Vegetables!
A Triceratops shows up and eats all the vegetables.
Eric:  Oh snap!  What are we gonna eat now?
Darren:  NOTHING.
Darren:  I apologize for all this trouble.  I wish that I'd not invented that USELESS time machine!

The Time Machine is Actually the OPPOSITE of Useless

Uynix:  Just like Doc invented that time machine in Back to the Future!
Darren:  Nah.  That's just fake stuff.  I invented a time machine for REAL!
Darren:  That was Doc's time machine...

Darren:  But this is my time machine!

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