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A darrenpurple Magazine: A novel of QUESTIONS, STATEMENTS, HOW-TOS, STORIES, and ANSWERS! (An ALL-PACK FIRST-EDITION POST!) first-edition POST!)

To power the time machine,  you need Plutonium Hydride,  Lithium,  A lightning bolt,  and Rhenium.

How to find Featherian TREASURE:  You need a GIANT bone (The BIGGEST bone you can hold) a digger,  and an Invisibility Roll.

Weird but true:  Oxygen (What you breathe) is POISONOUS! 💀
Weird but true:  The Ancient Egyptians,  Greeks,  And Chinese Citizens thought that the Heart was supposed to control and action instead of the Brain!

"Heaven,  I'm in Heaven,  and my Heartbeats so that I can hardly speak!

Real Recipes:
Recipe one:  Chinese Flour Chunks

You need flour,  water,  a pot,  and other things to make this recipe tasty!
1st step:  Scoop 100 g of flour,  add some little drops of water to the flour,  and stir it until it is nice and chunky!
2nd step:  Add water to the pot and boil the water.
3rd step:  After that,  put chunks of the flour in the pot!
4th step:  Add salt first,  then add sesame oil.
5th step:  Last,  add the things that you chose that would make this recipe tasty!
Optional step:  Share this recipe with your friends!

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