A darrenpurple Magazine: A novel of QUESTIONS, STATEMENTS, HOW-TOS, STORIES, and ANSWERS! (An ALL-PACK FIRST-EDITION POST!) first-edition POST!)

To power the time machine, you need Plutonium Hydride, Lithium, A lightning bolt, and Rhenium.

How to find Featherian TREASURE: You need a GIANT bone (The BIGGEST bone you can hold) a digger, and an Invisibility Roll.

Weird but true: Oxygen (What you breathe) is POISONOUS! 💀
Weird but true: The Ancient Egyptians, Greeks, And Chinese Citizens thought that the Heart was supposed to control and action instead of the Brain!

"Heaven, I'm in Heaven, and my Heartbeats so that I can hardly speak!

Real Recipes:

Recipe one: Chinese Flour Chunks

You need flour, water, a pot, and other things to make this recipe tasty!

1st step: Scoop 100 g of flour, add some little drops of water to the flour, and stir it until it is nice and chunky!

2nd step: Add water to the pot and boil the water.

3rd step: After that, put chunks of the flour in the pot!

4th step: Add salt first, then add sesame oil.

5th step: Last, add the things that you chose that would make this recipe tasty!

Optional step: Share this recipe with your friends!

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