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STOP!  DO NOT READ THIS POST!  THIS POST IS FOR HORRORIZED PEOPLE OVER AND AT THE AGE OF 18!  With these weirdly VIOLENT things like...  AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  SCREAM!  CHOMPITIE-ZAP-CHOMP!  AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Double) Don't say I didn't warn you!  The violence was a warning to stop reading this post.  See?  Everything in a post you have to read in your mind or out loud.  If you read it in your mind,  you'll feel like your reading to your thoughts!  All of that talk might feel like a geek's jerky talk!  If you're reading the book out loud,  people might hear it and laugh which might make you feel like a jerky Giggle reader!  Giggle presents:  STOP!  DO NOT READ THIS POST!  Giggle,  stop presenting now!
Giggle:  Ok!
See?  AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  SCREAM!  CHOMPITIE-ZAP-CHOMP!  AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Double)
You:  The WORST horror post EVER!
See?

You: It's not funny!  It's TERRIFYING!
Oh yeah.  My promise.
You:  Ok.
Prepare to let your kids laugh and make you feel like a giggly reading jerk!
You:  NO!
...
Duh,  (In the tune of:  I like to eat apples and bananas!) I like to poop peeples and da-poopoo,  I like to poop peeples and da-poopoo,  I like to poop peeples and da-poopoo!
Your kids:  Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!
You:  Jerk!
See?  I am the KING!  My Royal Blog Poster,  why did you write such a HORRIBLE book?
The Royal Blog Poster:  I'm sorry,  your majesty!  Let's just go to the time machine and...
BOOM!
The Royal Blog Poster:  I fixed it...
The Fake Pea Flyer:  Peas,  he's flying aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Book's Title:  Your Majesty Sentenced to be in PRISON!
A fake news blog!  [Faints]
The End
P.S  CLIFF HANGER!

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