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The Lego Post: Attack of the Evil Laboratories

Bang!  Bang!  Some evil crew of people fired their guns!  
The evil crew leader:  Ha-Ha!  We'll trade them for bricks!  At the Trade Bodies for Bricks!
Bang!  One person from the evil crew shot at Darren's chest!  With a rifle!
Darren:  AH!
Aiden:  Oh no!
One person from the evil crew shot at Aiden's back using a BB-gun!  The evil crew's automobile explodes!  The crew escapes!  But Darren just laid there,  hopelessly bleeding!  Darren is unconscious!  Darren's eyes are closed!  Darren opens his eyes.
Darren:  Aiden!  I'm alive?  Is this true that I'm alive?
Aiden:  You are alive!
Darren:  Hey,  I want to show you something!  But I'm hurt!
Aiden:  It's okay!
Darren:  Ok.  Beware...  My upgrade on my ULTRA-MEGA AIR/SPACECRAFT!  Aka DL-257000!
Aiden:  Cool!
darrenPurple is the narrator!
Aiden:  Cool insertable 1920s advanced submarine?
Darren:  Yup!
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Aiden:  Cool attached insertable cannon?  That especially shoots lasers?
Darren:  Yup!
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Darren:  Cool ULTRA MEGA CANNON!
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Darren And Aiden:  Let's go!
ZZZZZZZZSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  ZAP!  BOOM-A-WHOOOSH!  
Robot Voice:  Tone started to detect...  The tone is Starting Poor...  The tone is okay...  The tone is good...  The tone is very good...  The tone stats are locked...  The tone is detected!  

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!  ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!  EE!  WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH-A-ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Darren:  An ULTRA-MEDIUM-SIZED FAN!
Aiden:  Cool!
Darren:  Also,  my DL-257000 has underwater abilities due to the insertable 1920s advanced submarine you gave me!
Aiden:  Cool!
Darren:  I need you to co-drive for a bit because it- OW!  OW!  OOWW!  BB-guns are designed to be toys,  but DEFINITELY NOT rifles!
Aiden co-drives!  Aiden parks the DL-257000 in the Air/spacecraft Parking lot.  Aiden and Darren arrive at the Trade Blood for Bricks.  Aiden wipes off some blood from Darren's shirt with some paper and trade it for bricks!  Bricks are the money in Legotopia! (The lego world) Garatron and Aiden's ULTRA-MEGA AIR/SPACECRAFT combine with the DL-257000!  WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Robot Voice:  Adjusting to the Outer Space Tone...  Adjusting to the Outer Space Tone...  Adjusted!  
Darren faints due to a massive blood loss!  
Robot Voice:  Diving back...  Adjusting to Land and air Tone...  Adjusting to Land and air Tone...  Adjusted!
Darren wakes up.  Bleeding!  Gananacotus Italia Brixa (1828-1872) was a Legotopian architect and constructor!  A sign said.  They were on Brixan St!  Ganana's height:  6 feet
Darren's height was 6'8!  Cause of death:  Heart attack!  Lorigana Desieel Tutubric (1880-1938) was a Legotopian builder!  Height:  7 feet!  Cause of death:  Accidental shooting!  They were on Celebrity Lego St!  Darren Li (2011-Today) was a Legotopian that had a lot of jobs!  His favorite job was being an engineer because it was what he REALLY wanted to be!  Height:  6'8 Cause of death:  Gunshot!
Darren:  No...  That's not true!
Beck (2011-Nov 17,  2030) was a Legotopian terrorist!  Height:  Unknown Cause of death:  Stabbed by a sword!
Darren:  That is true!
Aiden (2013) is a Legotopian Architect!  Height:  Unknown  Cause of death:  Still alive!
Darren:  That is true!
A video starts playing to show how Darren Li died:  Bang!  Bang!  Some evil crew of people fired their guns!  
The evil crew leader:  Ha-Ha!  We'll trade them for bricks!  At the Trade Bodies for Bricks!
Bang!  One person from the evil crew shot at Darren's chest!  With a rifle!
Darren:  AH!
The video repeats
Darren:  Well...
Aiden:  That's not true!
Darren:  Yes it is!  The video is true,  but I dead am not!
Aiden:  The video is false!
Darren:  Is true!
Aiden:  Is false!
Darren:  You don't remember?
Aiden:  Oh yeah.
Aiden (2013-Today) was a Legotopian architect!  Height:  Unknown Cause of death:  Cardiac Hitler
Darren:  WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Aiden:  That's not true!
Darren:  Yes, that is FALSE!
A video starts showing how Aiden died:  Bink!
Aiden:  Ah...
Darren:  Um...
Aiden:  Huh?
Darren:  That video was FALSE!  There are EVIL LABORATORIES!
Aiden:  Huh?  
Drafted!
 

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