darrenPurple News: Kid's surgery! Appendix proved useless! Legs proved useful but non-internal! People of CP by legs may include oxygen loss!

So I was chillin' at recess when my friend D (the name is removed to protect my friend's privacy) came over.  She has told me a lot about herself to me at recess.  Once she even told me she was Jewish!  Good thing the year wasn't 1939-1945!  Then Adolf Hitler would find out and KILL D!  If that happened,  I would drop a BOMB at the Nazi Headquarters!  So here I was going to learn more about her.  "I like surgeries!" D said.  "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!" I thought.  "But they make you THROW UP!" I said,  unbelievably thinking.  "Yeah,  It feels bad,  but that was in the past.  When you look back in your memories,  you can't feel it!  But you can see it!  So when you look,  back it looks fun!"  D said.  "But why did you need surgery?" I said.  "My appendix was malfunctioning,  so I needed surgery to make it not perform its organic duties!   Now it just lies there.  I ain't no need an appendix anyway.  EVERYBODY'S appendix is USELESS!" D said.  "Yeah," I said.  "My legs were injured by losing oxygen when I was born.  Due to my leg injuries,  I couldn't walk anymore without extra walking training.  But it was WORSE!  I had to surge.  My surgery was SDR.  It was a long surgery on my back!  My second surgery was five surgeries in one!"  So now I'm searching is the appendix useless on the internet.  The appendix is actually an organ that was useful in our ancestors but now is a USELESS LEFTOVER!  And I don't have to sake for life even if my legs are malfunctioned!