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The SANT! (Shark Attacks of 1936!) [TV-14] (The rating is for if this blog post was a movie or TV show) [BP-Y7] (BP stands for "Blog Post" in a blog post rating)


                                                                           The SANT
                                                                                    🦈
Julius Marty Brown was a marine biologist.  It was New Year's Day!
Bang!
The mayor:  Today is New Year's Day!  Unlike usual New Year's Days,  today we will serve for a month at Florida Beach!  Because it's Nation Celebration Time!
The lights dim...  The disco starts!  After a few minutes or seconds,  the disco stops.  The lights go back.
The mayor:  Yes,  yes,  yes!  Your respecting!
Eva Judy Brown was Julius's wife!
Eva:  Huh?
When Eva and Julius got home,  Julius said,
Julius:  I think the mayor is too crazily excited (Overboard) about this thing.  ☹️
Eva:  Of course!  Who in all of the over-on expanding universe do you think is not CRAZILY excited?  😅
Julius was not happy😓
He knew something strangely disastrous was going to happen...
Julius:  Fine!
And then he grabbed his gun...  When they were at Florida Beach,  Julius bought ice cream.  Then they started kayaking on the waters of the beach...  But then there was a sudden quake,  and the kayak flipped over!  Julius knew what happened next...  They'd come FACE-TO-FACE to a TIGER SHARK...  And his prediction was TRUE!  Julius shot at the Tiger Shark with his gun to scare it away!  The gunshot trick worked!  But then this blonde-haired girl died.  It bit off her left arm!  One of the Florida Beach Security people wore a banded camera on his head!  The camera was USELESS.  The Florida Beach Security person's name was Donald Dabill.  There was a mad manned shark hunter named Scott Cruz!  Scott has HUNTED MANY TIGER SHARKS!
Scott:  I can HUNT that UNCONTROLLABLY KILLING SHARK!
Julius:  Really?
Scott:  Yeah,
A Person:  Is your name Donald?
Donald:  Yeah,
The person slaps Donald's face!  ✋
The Person:  That was my daughter!
Julius:  Yeah,  and where's my stepson Tyler?  (His full name is Tyler Cody Brown)
A picture of Tyler shown below:
Donald:  Uh...  I think the person's daughter was KILLED by the shark...
Julius:  And what about my stepson?
Donald:  Your stepson also was killed by a lemon shark!
Julius:  WHAT?!?!?!  😰
Donald:  Yup.
Julius,  Donald,  and Scott go into a room...
Julius:  Welcome...  To my OCEANIC LABORATORY!
Donald:  WOW!
Inside was an advanced watercraft!  The JMB-25700045.S was awesome!
Scott:  Aha!  This is GREAT for shark hunting!
Cooper Michael is a MADMAN!
Cooper:  I'm MADLY HUMPHFED!
A few minutes later...
Julius:  We have caught a lemon shark!  Push the red button to pull the fishing rod!
The "Pull" button shown below:

The lemon shark's flexibility breaks the fishing rod!  The broken fishing rod JOLTS forward!  The broken and jolted fishing rod hits Scott in the forehead!  Scott jolts into the gas tanks!
Scott:  Dang-it!
Julius:  Watch out!  The tanks have TOXIC vapor!  The TOXIC MATERIALS can BLOW UP the watercraft!  It's like a BOMB!
Scott:  Ok!  😰
Julius:  HURRICANE!
Cooper:  It's not a hurricane,  you DORK!  It's a SHARK ATTACK!
Julius:  I knew that,  so don't say I'm DORKY!
The Shark's Thoughts:  I hate madmen!
Cooper and Julius go outside...  The shark swoops at the boat and tries to devour Cooper!
Julius:  That's what you get for calling me a dork!
Cooper:  Help!  I-i-i-i-ooh!  Help!!  AAAAAH!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The shark devoured Cooper!  The shark swoops and collapses the boat!  Julius swims his fastest and swims to another boat!  He uses his solid hydrogen bulleted bazooka and shoots it at the shark!  The shark explodes!
Julius:  Yes!
The end of this episoded story,  installment one






Location: Florida, USA

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