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Dolphins are very cute!  They swim,  they click,  and people give them little fish at aquariums!  How cute!  The clicking is activated when it’s not clear for them to see clearly!  The clicking is called “Ultrasounding Echolocation” The clicking is very relaxing!  Their heads are round with a mouth sticking out,  with tail fins at the end!  And the most surprising thing in this paragraph is…  Dolphins are WHALES!  Yes!  It’s true!  Dolphins are whales!  Just toothed whales!   Other unauthorized dolphin species as the ex-dolphined toothed whales such as the Sperm Whale and the Beluga Whale.  The crossover is the Orca (Aka “Killer Whale” )

To power the time machine,  you need Plutonium Hydride,  Lithium,  A lightning bolt,  and Rhenium. How to find Featherian TREASURE:  You need a GIANT bone (The BIGGEST bone you can hold) a digger,  and an Invisibility Roll. Weird but true:  Oxygen (What you breathe) is POISONOUS! 💀 Weird but true:  The Ancient Egyptians,  Greeks,  And Chinese Citizens thought that the Heart was supposed to control and action instead of the Brain! "Heaven,  I'm in Heaven,  and my Heartbeats so  that I can hardly  speak! Real Recipes: Recipe one:  Chinese Flour Chunks You need flour,  water,  a pot,  and other things to make this recipe tasty! 1st step:  Scoop 100 g of flour,  add some little drops of water to the flour,  and stir it until it is nice and chunky! 2nd step:  Add water to the pot and boil the water. 3rd step:  After that,  put chunks of the flour in the pot! 4th s...

STOP!  DO NOT READ THIS POST!  THIS POST IS FOR HORRORIZED PEOPLE OVER AND AT THE AGE OF 18!  With these weirdly VIOLENT things like...  AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  SCREAM!  CHOMPITIE-ZAP-CHOMP!  AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Double) Don't say I didn't warn you!  The violence was a warning to stop reading this post.  See?  Everything in a post you have to read in your mind or out loud.  If you read it in your mind,  you'll feel like your reading to your thoughts!  All of that talk might feel like a geek's jerky talk!  If you're reading the book out loud,  people might hear it and laugh which might make you feel like a jerky Giggle reader!  Giggle presents:  STOP!  DO NOT READ THIS POST!  Giggle,  stop presenting now! Giggle:  Ok! See?   AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  SCREAM!  CHOMPITIE-ZAP-CHOMP!  AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Double) You:  The WORST horror post EVER! S...

Darren: Ibishay Ground Headquarters Darren: [Voice Call] Eric: What is ibishay? Darren: My company Eric: Ok, interesting name. Darren: Let's go to 2059!  The FUTURE! Eric: Wow, the future. Ok let us go Darren: ZAP! Eric: We are at 2059! Darren: Headquarters POM1407-2?! Darren: FLYING MOTERCYCLES?! Eric: It is your company? Eric: Cool! Darren: I WOULD TAKE A FLYING THREE-WHEELED MOTORCYCLE! Darren: SS Darren: .'T4'L Eric: That is funny Darren: Robo-James Bond?! Eric: James Bond is still alive in 2059? Darren: Just a ROBOTIC version! Eric: Cool. Eric: So many cool stuff. Darren: QUICK!  I NEED some ULi! (Uranium Lithide!) Eric: I got some for you Eric: 13 mili grams Darren: Mixing and bonding with Uranium Lithide and Plutonium Hydride Darren: CRANK-A-CLANK-A-BANGIE-CRANK! Darren: CLANK! Eric: Zap Darren: We are STUCK HERE! Darren: bjnbbggfprioeremoboernsbnborpirnurtoreprneireopnbpiorebunirpoeiopnuoisnioprbtnriopnbopirer...

CHAPTER 1 6:30 am to 10:00 am 1436  At dawn,  King Jouhtan (Johnson) respected responses of all the Featherian Kingdom.  Ruled by the Ovian Empire,  the Asians keeped away of warnings,  unbelievable slaves by the Featherian Kingdom,   trying to get free of Ovia. Longertale streetings back at the Kingdom of Longertale,  King Arnold the Second rules small bits of the Empire!  Like,  if the Ovian Empire was TEN SOCCER FIEILDS,  the Featherian Kingdom would be ONE SOCCER FIELD,  but the Kingdom of Longertale would JUST BE ONE SMALL TOAD! CHAPTER 2 1544 Chinese Citizans had invaded Britain from taking orders!  So the Britains are invading the Featherian Kingdom's new city of LIGHTS by the "LIGHTS of Honor"!  The Great Featherian Light-Wall was built in 1548 .  The crossed ocean in Oceania by Asia has Blue Feather!  The Neon District Island CHAPTER 3:  The Neon District 2042 - 2047 The Neon Dist...

Darren:  The Time Machine V: The Revenge of the Revolution Eric:   Continue Darren:  Continued from preview... Eric:   Ok Darren:  Do you think Beck is stronger than I am? Eric:   Nope. I think you are stronger. Darren:  Whack! Beck: Ow! Eric:   Darren is stronger. Darren:  Pow! Crash! Beck: AAH! Eric:  Beck is down. Darren:  But you know I’m still DYING! Eric:   Oh no Darren:  He’s not dead! ...He’s IMMORTAL! Eric:   Oh no Darren:  ...But he’s NOT INVINCIBLE! Eric:   How to save him? Darren:  Oh yes! Darren: Don’t save him! He tried to KILL you! Eric:   No. I will save you first. Darren:  2% health! Eric:   A life pill for you. Back to 50% Darren:  The time machine! [Sticker] Eric:   You are back Eric:   I saved you. I injured Beck Darren:  Beck punched you! You (Eric:)  Oww! Eric:   Wow Eric:...