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Fire Fever II: (Story Time: 1983) Avenge of the Emporer of the World's Guard's! [PP-PG]

CHAPTER 1:  Preview I was the vice president of Hawaii and it's three islands. But, there was a president of everything too, so every president of some piece of land, the president of that piece of land is actually the vice president😰  He fired everybody. I saw a poster:  PLEASE LET OUR BUSINESS STAY   going   soon  and soon I called Hawaii and it's three islands 🍍   And the president of everything- fired me and keep firing people! I had a surprised face on, and then... Suddenly, I fell down! And moaned!  A few minutes later  He's RE-HIRING everybody and then fire them again, in pattern!  And with no manners! So I became general! (Highest officer) And my police car said:  POLICE   And the front:  Hlghest oFICIcer    BREAKING NEWS THE PRESIDENT IS FIRING EVERYONE               PLEASE JOIN THE PROTEST IF YOU CAN  CCN NEWS  WOW! The president of everything got fired by ...

The SANT! (Shark Attacks of 1936!) [TV-14] (The rating is for if this blog post was a movie or TV show) [BP-Y7] (BP stands for "Blog Post" in a blog post rating)

                                                                            The SANT                                                                                     🦈 Julius Marty Brown was a marine biologist.  It was New Year's Day! Bang! The mayor:  Today is New Year's Day!  Unlike usual New Year's Days,  today we will serve for a month at Florida Beach!  Because it's Nation  Celebration Time! The lights dim...  The disco starts!  After a few minutes or seconds,  the disco stops.  The lights go back. The mayor:  Yes,  yes, ...

darrenPurple News: Kid's surgery! Appendix proved useless! Legs proved useful but non-internal! People of CP by legs may include oxygen loss!

So I was chillin' at recess when my friend D (the name is removed to protect my friend's privacy) came over.  She has told me a lot about herself to me at recess.  Once she even told me she was Jewish!  Good thing the year wasn't 1939-1945!  Then Adolf Hitler would find out and KILL D!  If that happened,  I would drop a BOMB at the Nazi Headquarters!  So here I was going to learn more about her.  "I like surgeries!" D said.  "WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!" I thought.  "But they make you THROW UP!" I said,  unbelievably thinking.  "Yeah,  It feels bad,  but that was in the past.  When you look back in your memories,  you can't feel it!  But you can see it!  So when you look,  back it looks fun!"  D said.  "But why did you need surgery?" I said.  "My appendix was malfunctioning,  so I needed surgery to make it not perform its organic duties!   Now it just lies there.  ...