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Top Gun: Maverick Great movie, just too much plot armor. Top Gun (1986) was a phenomenal blockbuster, and the second one, 36 years later, is Top Gun Maverick (2022) in theaters now.  There are a lot of advancements in technology in the second movie.  The Computer Generated Imagery (CGI) made you feel you were really there, and it also made you feel like the actors were flying the jets themselves, because they were! Let me explain. This "Flying" was a combination of CGI and the actors actually flying the jets, because the movie crew couldn't go out to the Himalayas or the Arctic and start shooting footage of the actors flying around mountains in Super Hornets, so they picked Lake Oroville, Feather River Canyon and made the place look like it was snowing. At the end of the movie, Maverick flies off into the distance while Lady Gaga's "Hold my Hand" is playing. However, the movie characters have too much plot armor. Maverick went crashing down at Mach 10 and su...

Hello. It's me, Darren. Usually, I make fictional stories to make you laugh, But I haven't been on blogger or blogpost for a long time now, So, I figured I would make a true story about what happened at school. Enjoy! It all started when I was at lunch the other day with my friends. We were talking about which kid was single and which wasn't. (Don't ask me why. This just proves that we are not ordinary 4th grade boys.) Then I pointed at Brayden and said, "I know who isn't single!" Then Cliff said "Did you just hear that, Brayden? According to Darren, you and Ashlyn are dating!" It was obvious I was talking about Ashlyn. A few days before this, Cliff whispered into my ear something. I don't remember what he whispered to me exactly, but it was either something about Brayden and Ashlyn dating or Brayden and Ashlyn kissing. Back at lunch, Brayden pointed at me and said, "You like her." Word spread about me having a crush on Ashlyn. It w...

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2007 Introduction 23 year-old Vincent Carney has been an undercover police officer for 1 year,  and there are many criminals such as Simon Jackman Robert Warrens Chapter 1 Vincent,  in his 2005 Toyota Supra (See above) drives into the garage and gets out of his car "Yo,  what up boys?" he says as he slides a wine glass off a table.  A woman named Ashley Love catches the wine glass and drinks wine from it.  "Didn't you say you put flies,  mosquitos and wasps into a bank room to catch the criminals in the act but then it got one of them so scared that he shot some of the money in the bank vault?" says Ashley.  "Yeah.  He shot one of the explosives too and that almost blew up the whole bank!" says Vincent.  He cracks up.  "How did you know?  I thought you were in the caf ē working there instead of the undercover police department! " says Vincent.  "It was in the news!  The police department almost went broke because the bank ...

  "We have lost signal!  We have lost signal!" said Alessandro Rodrigo,  a few hours after all of the systems of segment 5 failed.  More danger was about to commence. Chapter 1 A British man in his 20s-30s,  Mason Argall,  used to be a C++ programmer at ESA,  always programming voyagers.  However,  he regrets ever doing the job,  and regrets that he never searched for a new job because,  well,  his boss never wants him to leave because in his own words,  "Mason has been a great programmer since he got hired." In 2039,  NASA needed new astronauts and Mason Argall knew this was the right opportunity so he left ESA,  joined NASA,  and he was actually hired! Chapter 2 It is 2040,  and Mason has been astronaut for about a year!  They were going aboard the  DSUES-18 (Deep Space Universe Earth Searcher) which had 5 segments and a chamber.  Segment 5 was literally a fuel storer!  Here's how ...

A few minutes later... Joseph:  What happened? Darren:  Hey Joseph!  Me and my rat ancestor friend was chased by some dinosaurs!   Joseph:  What is your name, and what are you? Darren:  I'm Darren!  And I don't know what my rat ancestor friend's name is!  This is also my friend Tim Murphy,  Joseph!  He works in InGen! Joseph: Good to know you. What is InGen? Darren:https://jurrassic-wolrd.fandom.com/wiki/InGen Joseph: A dinosaur high tech company. Darren: And I have a part-time job on cloning dinosaurs at the Ibishay Technosaurs Jurassic Utopia Cloning Lab! Joseph: Cool. That sounds interesting. Joseph: Are you a bio tech engineer? Darren: It's just part-time job! Darren: Anyways,  where do you work? Joseph: I worked in NextGen. Darren: What's NextGen? Joseph: It make dinosaurs’s genes. Joseph: Genetically modified dinosaurs  Darren: Yup,  they also do that in InGen AND the Ibishay Technosaurs Jurassic Utopia Cloning ...

This is a little different.  This is published in an order like this: Impact Mission (Impossible):  The K-T Intergalactic Disaster✅ Impact Mission (Impossible):  A Comet Made in Heaven Impact Mission (Impossible):  The Odds Return and Blow in the Mind Impact Mission (Impossible):  Shooing the man Outta Minded Space Rules at Pre's Space Station Impact Mission (Impossible):  The Odd's Never Mind Impact Mission (Impossible):  The Ali-uns Immortal Quest And more! But you're supposed to read it like this,  or you won't understand the entire story! 1.  Impact Mission (Impossible):  Shooing the man Outta Minded Space Rules at Pre's Space Station 2.  Impact Mission (Impossible):  The Odd's Never Mind 3.  Impact Mission (Impossible):  The Ali-uns Immortal Quest 4.  Impact Mission (Impossible):  The K-T Intergalactic Disaster✅ 5.  Impact Mission (Impossible):  A Comet Made in Heaven 6.  Impact...

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I love pets!  They're SO fun!  I even have a box to worms! I remember... Recap BREAKING NEWS A swirling and galactic space object have been reported to collide with the Earth!  Astronimists have found out it is a galaxy shrunk to the size of a comet!  The shrunk galaxy will enlarge back to its normal size when it exits the Milky Way!  The current name for this galactic space object is GUW1TIB-S1! The Extraterrestrial Ibishans:  @#$#$%^^%%^^%^^^%%%^%^^%%%$$^^^%^^^%^%^^%^% !  Translation:  We have come to earth to save the universe from an EVIL FAIRY!  😰  Whoosh!  Bam!  A fairy flies into the galactic space object that brought the Ibishans! The Fairy:  Haha!  The evil fairy is here!  😅 Keyun:  The extraterrestrial Ibishans!  They're in a war with...  I can't see clearly...  it looks like a...  A...  Dark fairy!  And the dark fairy might have an army! Luke Skywalker's   Forc...

Fake News Fake News Darren Li mistakenly shot by police after speeding! Breaking News Some police were killed during departure by some train robbers! Politically Breaking News The ruler of a publically forgettable island is using chain saws to properly mark tours at departures but homicides some people! "VERY unlikely to be real" News The most recent discovery is that archaeologists found out dolphins existed before DINOSAURS!

The 27th World war:  2534 AD:  The Warnings of Global Bombing  Everything was fine until the news said:  " ! Thriere arei were i a wereinionmgx ! " ("There are WAR warnings!")  in Blue Feather.  And also " Lai _ XI _ gong!"  ("There are war warnings!") in Clarton (Aka Green Paradise)_. Extra Info About Blue Feather and Clarton (Aka Green Paradise) Blue Feather The Featherians travel by camels and cars.  Their houses are made out of junk that is carried by almost a THOUSAND sand-STORMS!  Almost ALL of Blue Feather is DESERT!  Just a TEENY-TINY piece of Blue Feather has enough water to have plants (Except cactus)_. Clarton (Aka Green Paradise) (Mom wrote this part) The Clartish people travel by dragons and boats.  Their houses are usually big treehouses inside of the rainforests or boat houses that float on water. Almost ALL of Clarton is RAIN FOREST!  Just a TEENY-TINY bit of Clarton has rocky mo...

["2001:  A Space Odyssey theme" plays] 8D!  I go through a black hole and see times of trouble!  So I go through the other side and go to the "Naturally copied" Earth!  When I see Keyun I land!  Then I come out of the DL-257000 and say:  Keyun!  You've got to come back with me! Keyun:  Back where? Back to the out of space place! Keyun:  Why do we need to go back there? I don't know!  But it says on my "Ibishay Space Mission Rescue Service" that we need to go there!  Let's go on my ULTRA-MEGA SHIP - the DL-257000 Make sure the "Extreme Distance Traveling Circuits" are on!  And...  BOOM! 9D! Keyun:  Let's go to the naturally copied Pluto! Got that right! A few minutes later...   P-p-p-pluto is even c-c-c-colder the-the-the-than B-b-b-bactron!  A-a-a-again,  l-l-l-let's g-g-g-get out of here!  N-n-n-now!  I-i-i-i'm g-g-g-going to get H-H-H-HYPOTHERMIA if we d-d-d-don't leave here! The naturally ...